Notes from the General Manager by Diane Jacoutot
When I worked at IBM in PC development (yes it’s a long story how I ended up in teacher recruitment. That’s for another newsletter. Or three) one of our jobs was to test new releases of the Microsoft operating system on our hardware. And we would find bug after bug and report them back to Microsoft. Some of them would get fixed but from time to time a resistant bug would be found and Microsoft, in their haughty way, would turn to us and say, “You know what, that’s not really a bug. It’s a feature.” I use that terminology today. Our new TV turns itself off on occasion and our doorbell doesn’t work when it rains. Interesting features.
So I need to point out a few features from last week’s newsletter which actually got quite a bit of feedback, and that’s really great. At least I know that people are reading it! So here are a couple of the inaccuracies last week’s discussion about the educational standards at secondary/high school around the world.
· Feature number 1. In New Zealand , School Certificates are not given out at 16. This is apparently very old news that just took a while to make it all the way around the world to me here in London. Instead they get National Certificates of Education Achievement levels 1 through 3 as they rise through years 11 through 13.
· Feature number 2. Australia is in the process of adopting a national curriculum called ACARA. It’s in consultation at the moment. And Australia doesn’t have provinces, it has states/territories. Doh.
· Feature number 3. Pursue is spelled pursue not persue. Ahem.
· Feature number 4. For the US, I mentioned AP exams but didn’t mention SAT or ACT. These last two are standardised tests that universities use to measure academic success because there are no national standards.
So for today, I will think of myself as better than Microsoft, at least in this one little way-I can admit when I’m not entirely right. (don’t like to use the words ‘ I was wrong’ out loud. You don’t know who might be listening.... my boss or maybe my husband. )
“We made too many wrong mistakes” - Yogi Berra, baseball player and very funny guy.
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong” – Benjamin Franklin, American inventor.
“Darling, of course your directions were correct. It’s just someone must have moved the hotel we’ve been trying to find for an hour several blocks north when we weren’t looking” – my husband, right before I swatted him with the map.